Posted by Duff

Recently (who am I kidding – frequently) The Dervish watched me change my clothes. While I was topless, she said, “Ooooh, nipples. Can I tickle them?”

If that wasn’t enough, she raised her two-year-old arms and waggled her fingers in a pantomime of what she’d do, if I’d let her.

I politely declined.

At least she asked before doing.  

Before you have children, you might never imagine  that you’ll be asked this question in your lifetime, and you should consider yourself lucky if you are.