Posted by Duff

At the stroke of midnight, many of us vowed 2010 would bring improvements – in our health, our relationships, and generally, our selves.

The Dervish has been pondering what she’d like to be different, and began rattling off her intentions to the man just in front of us at the grocery store.

An example: I wish I had a wedgie.

Yes, folks. She’s available for parties. Cheap.

And with that, we at My Mom Genes wish you a healthy and prosperous New Year. And if you want a wedgie, may you have that, too.